“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”

-Ellen DeGeneres

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”

-Jerry Seinfeild

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
—Rodney Dangerfield