12 Easter Dad Jokes


Rosali Flores, Editor

What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zosted!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backward? A receding hareline.

How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? Lots of eggs-ercise!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.

What do you call an egg from outer space? An Egg-stra-terrestial!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny buried his treasure? Eggs mark the spot!

What kind of stories do bunnies like to tell? Ones with hoppy endings!

What do Easter eggs do for fun? Kar-ee-yolk-e.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.