Thanksgiving “Dad” Jokes


1. With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish?

Masked potatoes.

2. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?


3. What was the turkey suspected of?

Fowl play.

4. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?

You’ll both be filled with stuffing.

5. What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving?

“All About That Baste.”

6. What’s a running turkey called? Fast food.