Valentine’s Day “Dad Jokes”

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Karen Hidalgo, Staff Reporter|February 8, 2022

  1. Why did the magnet hit on the refrigerator? He found her to be very attractive.
  2.  Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine’s Day? All they wanted was to spoon.
  3.  If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
  4.  How can you tell the calendar is popular? It has a lot of dates.
  5.  What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Somebunny loves you.
  6.  How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
  7.  What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine’s Day? Tulips.
  8.   What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Independence Day.
  9.  Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail? She stole his heart.
  10.   I’m going to spend my Valentine’s Day with my Ex…Box 360.